December 2011
366 posts
“Words! Mere Words! How terrible they were! How clear, and vivid, and cruel! One...”
– Oscar Wilde - The Picture of Dorian Gray (via tissah)
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
hahaha
My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick...
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I... →
theannoyingskwid:
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
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